Caleb @ Google


It’s the weekend. You know what that means. No free Google food. So today I made eggs, and, you may notice, there’s a little sneak preview of what I’ll be making tonight in the image. Kudos to John for asking my incessant and n00bish questions about how to fry eggs.



With dinner: this is an Earl Grey blackberry tartlet. It’s kinda hard to see scale, but that’s a standard size blackberry on top. It was adorable. I felt a little guilty eating it knowing that I had friends who could actually appreciate what Earl Grey tasted like. But I ate it anyway. :-)



Free Google shirt!



I just “declawed” this CueCat I purchased from LibraryThing. By default it outputs an encrypted string of characters. Using this procedure, I removed a single pin from a chip and now it outputs unencrypted data (ISBNs, for example) from barcodes. Yay!

I plan on using it to set up a more robust checkout system for GLBTF’s books.



Went to see UP tonight. So sad. Cried a lot. Highly recommend it.



CHECK IT. Mac n cheese too. I made it. ALL ON MY OWN. That ain’t Easy mac either. That’s HARD MAC. LIKE YOUR MOMMA USED TO MAKE.



LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL BISCUIT. I MADE IT MYSELF.



Here we see a red internet emerging from one of the many tubes at Google. As you may know, red internets are either porn or communism. This little guy has come up for air and to get his position. After a few seconds he will return to the series of tubes and continue on his journey.



This was the original name for the Internet, back when Al Gore and the pilgrims discovered it in 1492. Back before the hackers and pirates took over and took away our freedoms. Back when a man could settle down, get him some land, and just harvest the ol’ tubes for more virus-free porn than he could handle.



My Noogler balloon. It helps me find my desk and makes people walking by say “Oh hello Noogler”. Tradition states that I am officially moved in when it hits the desk.


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